The Boy, the Policeman and a Squirrel

A policeman caught a nasty little boy with a penknife in one hand and a squirrel in the other.

“Now listen here,” the policeman said, “Whatever yo do to that poor, defenceless creature i shall personally do to you”

“In that case,” said the boy, “I’ll kiss it’s butt and let it go”

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